Monday, 2 February 2009

hahahahahaha Trumpets !......


So, threats of violence worked.

In the end, I took it outside and read it the old horoscope. All that 'tekie' stuff may have had some effect, but the real power lay in creating an atmosphere of fear. Somewhere in the deepest recesses of it's circuitry, it heard my sincere threats.
Obviously it had previously listened to my coaching, then polite requests, followed by child like pleading and lastly infantile begging and sobbing. All this it heard and silently mocked me.
However, show it the four pound club hammer out in the yard, and lo an image was browsed, uploaded and resides above.
In the valley of the laptop, the artist with the hammer is king, oh yes.

In the style of Don from Hotel Room Nudes;
'up above is Lucile, painted last Thursday, in Mundesley'.......I'll be staying a while.

5 comments:

walrus21 said...

I hate to think that bullying WORKS .........

knifepainter said...

I TRIED to be nice..........

Joan Sandford-Cook said...

It wasnt the threat of the four pound hammer but the thought of the loss of you out in that snow Titus Oates fashion. Glad you are back up and running and not buried out there in this white stuff.

travelling, but not in love said...

Yay, glad you're back onto it....although the words are as funny as the pictures are amazing. Keep on giving us both and we'll be happy.

Now isn't it about time we had another, erm, less female painting to look at?

knifepainter said...

Joan, if I could have found my thermals,I'd have been off.

TBNiL, I thank you, and I'll see what I can do......